Bryan Raiser
Special to The Chief
Ohh, it was close my friends, very close. I was this close to dismissing this film as just another slow motion wire-fu film similar to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hero and most recently House Of Flying Dagger.
Upon exiting the theatre I continued in my skepticism until I learned that each and every gravity defying move was in fact natural.
As for the plot. Well let's be serious, no one goes to a kung-fu movie for plot and in that respect, no one will be disappointed with a well worn cliché wrapping itself in non-stop incredible feats of strength and agility. Some may shy away from this film due to the subtitles. No need, as the flowing body movements transcend mere verbal communication.
The featured style of the Thai Warrior "Muay Thai" ("Nine Body Weapons") is a refreshing use of knees and elbows. The only thing more spectacular than his fighting is his fleeing. Jaw-dropping scenes include being able to do the splits under a moving van or jumping hands and feet first through a three-foot circle of barbed wire.
Within moments it's abundantly clear there is nothing this bright star's body can't do.
Finally, a note to Disney: Stay the hell away from Tony Jaa.
This guy will no doubt have an amazing career ahead of him until Hollywood's crap-o-matic machine turns him into the whitebread joke that has sadly become Jackie Chan. Until then, keep an eye out for this fantastic physical performer.